Article 5053 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: dhanson@primenet.com (Dave Hanson)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: NEW! Sex-Search (alt.sex.cthulhu)
Date: 28 Aug 1996 23:24:02 -0700


In article <4vl7fe$ad0@news.id.net> nobody@nowhere.com (Nobody important) writes:
>From: nobody@nowhere.com (Nobody important)
>Subject: NEW! Sex-Search (alt.sex.cthulhu)
>Date: 23 Aug 1996 21:22:54 GMT

>Dear alt.sex.cthulhu reader,

>While surfing the web, I'm sure that you've used a variety of search
>engines -- all of us have. However, there has never been a search engine
>dedicated to adult entertainment ... until now.

>It's FAST! It's NEW, It's HOT!  It's called Sex-Search, The first and only
>Internet search engine DEDICATED TO ON-LINE ADULT Entertainment!

>Check it out, and bookmark us as      http://www.sex-search.com/

>We have received over 245,000 hits from more than 20,000 different users
>during the first 7 days we were open!  We have indexed over 1,000 adult
>sites, and are updating our databases on a daily basis!

>For the latest in advertising opportunities, check us out, we have some
>of the best rates going for this kind of publicity!

>  -- Sex Search Staff --

Hey buffoon!!!

I used your cheesy search engine to look for tentacles, shoggoth, foetid 
ichor, batrachian, cyclopean, Deep Ones, and Whateley. It came up empty 
on every one! NOTHING!

Take a hike, loser. Feh!



Dave Hanson
dhanson@primenet.com
"Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before."