Article 15615 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: bs904@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Andrew Nellis)
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet,news.admin.net-abuse.misc,alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: POD: Sending out an S.O.S. for alt.sex.cthulhu
Date: 2 Apr 1997 07:11:46 GMT



We need assistance on alt.sex.cthulhu.  We are not your, er, average
alt.sex.* newsgroup, dedicated as we are to explorations of sexuality
involving viscous, liquescent, sanity-shattering entities from beyond the
rational borders of time and space - and the more tentacles the merrier.

Unfortunately, our sanity is being shattered not by the terrible, probing
pseudopodia of aeons-old horrors grasping blindly for our genitalia; no,
our sanity is being shattered by the invasion of horrid ambulatory SPAM. 

My open warfare via mail to postmasters has been partially successful, but
it is producing declining returns.  After a while, postmasters just stop
paying attention to me.  So, to business:

We, the strange denizens of alt.sex.cthulhu invite every cancel-packing
cowboy, every brave spam-busting paladin, every hotshot Space Ranger with
a Raygun-o-Cancellation to hitch up their belts and invade our newsgroup,
cancels a-blazin'!

If someone could keep an eyestalk out for alt.sex.cthulhu and frotz our
spam on a regular basis, we promise not to feed you to any passing Great
Old Ones.  Unless you happen to *like* that kind of thing...


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