Article 15486 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Dennis Hancock <drseuss@netgate.net>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: POD: NetCadet Nellis seeks assistance
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 1997 13:31:39 -0800

Hi Im Zura, 

Are you feeling really lonely tonight? Well then you've come to the
right place Bay-Bee. Its been several life times since me and my
"friends" have had sex with a REAL LIVE man. Come see me, My puss filled
oozing pussy is waiting for you to plunge into. I bet you've never made
it with a dead one before. You must act fast though. Im rotting fast and
if you don't do something now then there wont be much left of me to do
anything with. So call me, and I'll be yours forever.

Call 1-900-CUM-ROTT

The first 100 callers get to spen the rest of their lives with Zura.