Article 15473 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Don Juneau <djuneau@io.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: POD: Re: Tons of Teen Sluts!!!!
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 1997 01:55:30 -0600

On 21 Mar 1997, Teen Sluts wrote:

Oh, who cares. I need a few tons delivered. Fresh, preferably live, since
virginity is out of the question. Sex is irrelevant, any will do.

Send the trucks to:

SS SHUGORON MARU
Dock 45B
San Francisco Waterfront

Six tons will do, but 15 would be best. The little Oriental guys with the
"bowl" haircuts and the pointed teeth will accept delivery; hire some
Teamsters to load, but count 'em before and after - there's been some
pilferage of "stock", as the crew says. 

Oh, and ten cases of THE COLLECTED JOHN COLTRANE VOLS 1-4 on Compact Disc. 

Do