Article 15472 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Don Juneau <djuneau@io.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: POD: CALL OUT AND BE TOUCHED..
Date: Sat, 29 Mar 1997 01:47:54 -0600


Enjoy completely private, pseudopodized psyche-blasting sex with It.

Hi, my name is unpronouncable by your puny mortal flesh.

I am seething, iridescent, cancerous, solemnly-stagnant, SUBMERGED,
pustulant and multi-dimensional. I want to absorb your life-force.  If you
want protoplasmic, distorted, abysmal cessation-of-existance, I'd like for
you to give me a chant.

You must be wiggly and delicious, but I'm not that picky.

<maddening and excruciating sounds>

Don