Article 15370 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Deville <deville@mailhost.lex.infi.net>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: I need my own Vampirella!!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 22:35:20 -0500

Ivan Karnes wrote:
> 
> All of the girls in my life so far; have been just that, GIRLS!
> I have always read Vempirella Comics, and (this may be foolish) but that is
> my idea of Ms. Right! A woman who, like me, she KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS in
> life! In her life there's no need for SMALL TALK. She knows exactly what
> she wants in life! I have always been a go-getter. I'm not asking to be
> dominated. That's not my scene! If you're an assertive female, then RAZE is
> you're man.
> RAZE IKarnes@Webzone.net


Perhaps Mr. RAZE is misinformed as to the Ms Right available through
this newsgroup-

Tell me, sir, are you the kind of man that just can't get enough of
SLIME?

Do Tentacles, Black Ropy masses of SLIME covered tentacles, do it for
you?

Do you like your females BIG? Amorphous in form?  Shrouded in mists? 
Fluent in forms of interdimensional travel?  What about kids?  Lots of
kids!  Lots of willing and devoted followers, many of whom may not be
human?

Then, boy, have we got the Gal for you!

Just visit http://www.missouri.edu/~c638625/ and ask to speak to
Shub-Niggerath.  She'll show you assertive and wait til you meet the
family!

A devoted worshipper, Edwin Noyes, who thanks Mr. Deville for allowing
him to assist in getting two young, well, cosmologically speaking,
people, well, one person and one entity, together.  Also the folks at
the above website, I am fond of your efforts.  I have been aquainted
with our Mother for many years and I'm sure she is touched by your
devotion.