Article 14958 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: xorph586@aol.com (Xorph586)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Something stirring in the South Pacific...
Date: 20 Mar 1997 12:45:49 GMT

Yo Podophiles...

The latest from the "Church of Euthanasia," whose leader, Rev. Chris
Korda, "channels" an entity called simply "The Being" through her
nightmares (sound familiar, kiddies?) is that this "Being" wants the
French to stop nuke testing in the So. Pacific, near Mururoa.  It's also
advocating that the human race as a whole commit suicide.  They even have
a jpeg of a sculpture of this thing.  Its symmetry rings a bell...

Just a thought...  Keep an eye out for any new islands, and keep yer Elder
Signs (or condoms) handy...

Their website is at:
http://www.envirolink.org/orgs/coe

Squish... Squish...

Doktor Shoktor -- High Mandinga & hyperPraetor
Church of the Infernal Heart
** SubGenius - Euthanasian - Mansonite - ULC - Discordian **
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death
may die."  Abd Al-Azrad