Article 14894 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Justin Martin Campbell <jmc@rahul.net>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: POD: Re: Shortest "Smutty" Mythos Tale Ever
Date: 19 Mar 1997 23:30:57 GMT

<clore@columbia-center.org> wrote:
>"The Dunwich Borer"
>
>Our protagonist was travelling through north central Massachusetts. Just
>past Dean's Corners, at the junction of the Aylesbury Pike, he took the
>right fork.
>
>The End.
>

Here's a version more appropriate for our group:

"The Dunwich Boner"

Our protagonist was travelling through north central Massachusetts. Just
past Dean's Corners, at the junction of the Aylesbury Pike, he took the
right fork, met an unknown horror, and had sex with it. Twice.

The End.


Justin Campbell
Archivist
-- 
 __
(oO)  Cthulhu For President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?
/||\  http://www.cthulhu.org/