Article 14502 of alt.sex.cthulhu: From: Justin Martin Campbell Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu Subject: Re: POD: WAR JOURNAL: A good, close look at the enemy Date: 14 Mar 1997 20:31:15 GMT Andrew Nellis wrote: > > >Week 2: [addendum to previous entry] > >I would like to introduce you to the enemy, homo spammus illiterati. As >part of my spam-eliminating efforts, I make it a point to send mail to the >poster as well as the postmaster in question when this is possible, ie/ >when they have not used a fake e-mail address. > >I recently received two pieces of mail from one of these spammers. I warn >you, it is not pleasant to look at, though any who have perused the damned >and unholy Al Azif need not fear any greater unhinging of sanity. It >ought to give you an insight into the sinister little workings of their >minds, such as they are. You will note that he becomes self-righteous at >the thought of being denied the God-given liberty to fill other people's >hard drives with his commercial drivel. > >Normally, posting e-mail without permission is considered rude, but after >being told I'm "fucked in the head" I'm less than charitable. A copy of >his mail has been passed on to his postmaster. > >[ Note: I've been telling people the FAQ is located at > http://cthulhu.org/smut/FAQ. Is this wrong? If so, would it be possible > to have the FAQ placed there, as it seems a logical enough location and, > after all, I've already informed many dozens of postmasters that it is > there. ;-) ] Done. The FAQ was at http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/FAQ.txt, but it can now be reached at http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/FAQ/ (the last slash is optional, but recommended). >It is most unfortunate that your newsgroup is in the "Sex" jonour >yet does not allow sex related advertisements. Had you published your FAQ >to everyone on the internet, perhaps I would have got a copy and heeded >it. Nonetheless, I post advertisements in some 200 adult related newsgroups >do you really think I would spend the time to search the net to find information >on all 200 of them to see if commercial postings are allowed or not. That >would be nice, but not very realistic. I do however apologize for the intrution, >I was not aware that newsgroups were moderated, I thought they were for >public free speech. Had I of known, I would not have posted. This person is a dolt. I'm putting in a special request to make sure that he never has sex with any elder beings, or squishy things of any kind. As well, I'll ask that Cthulhu personally see to his slow and utter destruction. As anyone on the net knows, you read a newsgroups' FAQ before posting to it, something this pea-brained sloth has chosen not to do. As well, he claims himself to be a spammer, but says that he won't check all of the newsgroups he spams, even though the large majority of them likely prohibit adverts. He claims to be unware that newsgroups were moderated, the biggest load I've heard in a while. An his free speach claims reek similarly. The Internet is a priveledge not a right. > This is what really pisses me off!!!  You had no right to do >that. If you have a problem with me, then deal with me, not my Postmaster. >A simple courtious message to my mailbox would have sufficed, and made >me a much more pleasant person to deal with .  Yes, he had every right. Especially since you claim to have the right to spam us. (If we're just going to yell at each other, than: You've got no right to spam us!) >
How the Fuck was I supposed to know that this newsgroup >didn't allow advertisements. As I said fuck-wit, read the FAQ> >
Why don't you post a big Fucking banner in the Group title. Geez! alt.sex.cthulhu.no.spam.from.fucking.losers. I think not. >
Fuck off and Die! Eat Nyarlathotep and Die! (That's advice, not a threat.) >http://cthulhu.org/smut/FAQ > BY THE WAY YOUR FUCKED UP LINK TO THE FAQ DOESN"T WORK! It works now. Any dolt could have tried www.cthulhu.org/smut/ and found it from there. We can only hope that his postmaster isn't cursed with such ignorance. Justin Campbell Wartime Chronicler -- __ (oO) Cthulhu For President, why vote for the lesser of two evils? /||\ http://www.cthulhu.org/