Article 14455 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: tpfh23@io.com (TPFH - rm 23 to email)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu,alt.sex.hello-kitty,alt.sex.snakes,alt.fan.tito,alt.fan.richard-nixon,alt.fan.hello-kitty
Subject: ASH-K + Cthulhu + SSSSSSS: Re: Swingers Directory
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 17:41:06 -0800

In article <33284355.5F6D@westwold.com>, swingers@westworld.com wrote:

; >TO ORDER YOUR DIRECTORY CALL 1-800-34-SWING 

These @r$eholes are repeated spammers.
But they do give us an 800#
Lets take advantage of it and call them up asking for Hello Kitty and
Cthulhu pornography and sex toys. I mean, if all they sold was a "Swingers
Directory", they would get most of their audience by posting to
alt.sex.swingers right?

(actually I haven't read H.P. Lovecraft yet, so I'm not sure what I would
say regarding Cthulhu, but I can ask them about Hello Kitty stuff)

"Network Services, can I help you?"
"Yes, what kind of Hello Kitty merchandice to you sell?"
"WHAT???"
"Hello Kitty, you know, cute toys from Japan, I saw your ad posted in
alt.sex.hello-kitty so I figured you MUST be selling Hello Kitty sex toys
or something and...."
<click>

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