Article 14272 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: Kevin Blackburn <kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: WAR JOURNAL: My battle with the spammers
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 19:58:20 +0000

In article <5fuvfc$8h7@freenet-news.carleton.ca>, Andrew Nellis
<bs904@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> writes
>Two replies from spammers, saying "sorry."  One letter from spammer
>postmaster saying he'd "take care of it."  Spirits picking up.  Supplies
>still low.  Decide to post message to alt.sex.cthulhu and see if anyone
>will send me more chicken-liverwurst-with-herbs pate.
>
>Er, that's it.
>

No pate, but I'm forwarding some well-fermented shoggoth under a
separate cover, as reward for your noble efforts. May the Great Ones
reward you with visions of the unnameable.

Oh, and you inspired me to send off a couple of postmaster messages,
hope everyone else got at least as inspired.
-- 
Kevin Blackburn                         Kevin@fairbruk.demon.co.uk