Article 13438 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: bs904@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Andrew Nellis)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: assholes
Date: 28 Feb 1997 06:05:24 GMT


eazyE (eazyE@kol.co.kr) writes:
> is this news group for commercial????

No, it appears to be for *many* commercials.  Also, once in a while, an
on-topic message about, well, sex.  With Cthulhu.  Or other slimy,
betentacled horrors.  And once in a blue moon, a story.  By someone with
too much time on his hands.  And a warped, sick, and demented mind.  Like
yours truly.

> fuck shit

While that sounds like a lovely suggestion, and possibly there might be
enough interest in that to create a newsgroup, we here at alt.sex.cthulhu
are more concerned with copulating with things *much* more disgusting than
mere feces.

(Although, as readers of The Great And Secret Show and Everville are
 aware, performing the above suggested act is just a dandy way to create
 the vaguely Lovecraftian "Lix")


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