Article 10867 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: dotcom <wk21216@navix.net>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: Parasitic Spammers!!!
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 1997 20:14:57 -0600


Here's an even better way to get rid of spammers:

  Go ahead and send them e-mail that you'd like to buy their service, 
then sign your name using any of a number of short summonings. The 
richly deserving spamazoid will read it, probably out loud, wondering, 
"What the hell", right up till the first tentacle shoots out of the 
screen and around his neck. hehehe

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