Article 10815 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: sjo@cqi.com (S. Olmstead-Dean)
Newsgroups: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: CTHULHU IS IN CHARGE HERE (was Re: JESUS IS LORD)
Date: 24 Jan 1997 22:14:52 GMT

Robert Cook (cook@sos.sos.net) wrote:

: The next time the Christians start bothering you, just tell them "My
: God can eat your God for lunch. Literally."
: Robert M. Cook

But don't forget the oral sex!

You know, where the Great Cthulhu shoves tentacles down the throat and 
any other convenient orifices of any false diety.  Ia!  Ia!