Article 10799 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: cook@sos.sos.net (Robert Cook)
Newsgroups: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: JESUS IS LORD
Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 20:40:51 GMT

east@telerama.lm.com (East coasT) wrote:

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>> <yes, Friends, another sarcastic post, captioned for the humor-impaired.
>> These posts have been made possible by a grant from General Polemics,
>> the Bavarian Illuminati, and the Fnord Foundation. . . >

>	Sacastic? Like Hell! I hope you realize the power of the Great 
>Cthulhu and do not fall prey to any of those fake religions like 
>Christinity or Jewdism. Let us face facts here... We all know and love 
>The Great Cthulhu... but this Jesus guy... I mean, where is HIS fashion 
>sence? Sandals and robes? Only if hell freezes over! Atleast Cthulhu is 
>honest in His intentions for us all... We MUST parish so He can rule the 
>universe, as is His right!

The next time the Christians start bothering you, just tell them "My
God can eat your God for lunch. Literally."
Robert M. Cook
cook@sos.net
http://www.sos.net/home/cook/index2.htm