Article 10715 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: j-espunya@redestb.es (Jordi Espunya)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu,alt.horror.cthulhu
Subject: Re: Wife from Leng
Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 21:19:05 GMT


Greetings, mere mortals C8>E

pomponio <pomponio@olivia.vt.com> wrote:

>Having been a hopeless bachelor all these years, I finally decided I
>needed some companionship and put down the $19.95 for a mail-order bride
>from a place called "The Plateau of Leng"...now, I have no idea where

Well, Leng wom... er... female beings are all right if you're able to
satisfy them. Whether you satisfy her as sexual partner or meal it's
up to you.

I'd advise you, however, against looking to her entire body with the
naked eye... some 'parts' would drive you crazy. No, I don't mean
that, I mean truly asylum nuts dweller.

Do you have tentacles? They could come 'in handy' ;)

Jordi. From unknown Manresa, the city of the seven... letters. :)
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