Article 10583 of alt.sex.cthulhu: From: east@telerama.lm.com (East coasT) Newsgroups: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu Subject: Re: JESUS IS LORD Date: 21 Jan 1997 07:42:50 -0500 Keith A. Glass (salgak@spamblocker.huskynet.com) wrote: > maclog wrote: > ^ > | > Idiot off-topic spammer posts a proselytization on dc.general and look > what he invoked as a result. . . . . . > Great Cthuhlu is Lord. Great Cthuhlu wants to come into your life . . . > and devour it. Only He can be get true satisfaction from sucking the > life from your worthless, pitiful body The Necronomicon says that > "Great Cthuhlu so loathed this world (all of us) He ate all her Sons > (Us) that whoever believes in Him should not survive but have > everlasting death and pain." To believe in Great Cthuhlu is to believe > that He is the Lord of the Universes and to give yourself to Him > completely. Preferably with ketchup and a side of fries. Read the > Necronmicon and pray daily that he doesn't wake. This is the only way > to survive his evil. Remember there is no Heaven to gain and the REAL > HELL is here. YOU WILL LIVE IN AGONY SOMEWHERE. May the Hate of our > Lord Great Cthulhu, The Loathing of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the > Fellowship of the Mi-Go be with you. > These posts have been made possible by a grant from General Polemics, > the Bavarian Illuminati, and the Fnord Foundation. . . > Sacastic? Like Hell! I hope you realize the power of the Great Cthulhu and do not fall prey to any of those fake religions like Christinity or Jewdism. Let us face facts here... We all know and love The Great Cthulhu... but this Jesus guy... I mean, where is HIS fashion sence? Sandals and robes? Only if hell freezes over! Atleast Cthulhu is honest in His intentions for us all... We MUST parish so He can rule the universe, as is His right! Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagan! East coasT : High Priest of Pazuzu Article 10583 of alt.sex.cthulhu: Path: samba.rahul.net!rahul.net!a2i!news.walltech.com!cyberstation.net!news-out.internetmci.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!howland.erols.net!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!portc02.blue.aol.com!newsfeed.pitt.edu!scramble.lm.com!terrazzo.lm.com!not-for-mail From: east@telerama.lm.com (East coasT) Newsgroups: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu Subject: Re: JESUS IS LORD Followup-To: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu Date: 21 Jan 1997 07:42:50 -0500 Organization: Telerama Public Access Internet, Pittsburgh, PA Lines: 38 Message-ID: <5c2dka$pk6@terrazzo.lm.com> References: <5bqski$har$1@moon> <32E1043A.2F6E@spamblocker.huskynet.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: terrazzo.lm.com X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Xref: samba.rahul.net!rahul.net!a2i dc.general:22316 alt.horror.cthulhu:8479 alt.sex.cthulhu:10583 Keith A. Glass (salgak@spamblocker.huskynet.com) wrote: > maclog wrote: > ^ > | > Idiot off-topic spammer posts a proselytization on dc.general and look > what he invoked as a result. . . . . . > Great Cthuhlu is Lord. Great Cthuhlu wants to come into your life . . . > and devour it. Only He can be get true satisfaction from sucking the > life from your worthless, pitiful body The Necronomicon says that > "Great Cthuhlu so loathed this world (all of us) He ate all her Sons > (Us) that whoever believes in Him should not survive but have > everlasting death and pain." To believe in Great Cthuhlu is to believe > that He is the Lord of the Universes and to give yourself to Him > completely. Preferably with ketchup and a side of fries. Read the > Necronmicon and pray daily that he doesn't wake. This is the only way > to survive his evil. Remember there is no Heaven to gain and the REAL > HELL is here. YOU WILL LIVE IN AGONY SOMEWHERE. May the Hate of our > Lord Great Cthulhu, The Loathing of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the > Fellowship of the Mi-Go be with you. > These posts have been made possible by a grant from General Polemics, > the Bavarian Illuminati, and the Fnord Foundation. . . > Sacastic? Like Hell! I hope you realize the power of the Great Cthulhu and do not fall prey to any of those fake religions like Christinity or Jewdism. Let us face facts here... We all know and love The Great Cthulhu... but this Jesus guy... I mean, where is HIS fashion sence? Sandals and robes? Only if hell freezes over! Atleast Cthulhu is honest in His intentions for us all... We MUST parish so He can rule the universe, as is His right! Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagan! East coasT : High Priest of Pazuzu