Article 10539 of alt.sex.cthulhu: From: Justin Martin Campbell Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu,alt.horror.cthulhu Subject: POD: Re: Wife from Leng Date: 20 Jan 1997 23:02:37 GMT pomponio wrote: [Leng wife descrip. snipped] >this through...the place where I contracted for her is now boarded up >and deserted...has anyone else had an experience with a wife from Leng? No, but I have heard good things about them. >Has anyone ever been there? Will she bring over all her relatives? I've heard of people going there but never coming back. It is entirely possible that they don't like uninvited guests. However, I would think that if you went with your wife, or any other Leng native, you might be able to visit for a bit. Although she is unlikely to bring her relatives with her, be advised that they will drop-in from time to time, usually without warning, and will expect good accomadations. I'd suggest and extra-dimensional guest room, and perhaps a few Hounds of Tindalos to keep them from showing up late at night. >Will I have problems naturalizing her? Government bureaucracy being what it is, if you fill out the proper forms in triplicate you should have no problems. >Are there any customs I must be on the look out for? You'll see. Be sure to use plenty of lubricant. I'd suggest astro-spacial-gel, but make sure it isn't flourine based. >Is the food in Leng too spicy? No, but it tends to be rather acidic. >Maybe if she turns >out to be a good housekeeper/wife/cook everything will be worth it...I >realize that some of you feminist types are probably offended by my >characterization of her role in the above terms but the agency >emphatically assured me that the females from Leng thrived in those >roles...i think that for 19.95 (shipping and handling included) she >could turn out to be a real bargain... Although the food takes some getting used, adding another stomach helps, she should turn out fine. But, at 19.95, you get what you pay for. I heard they normally run around 27.50 Sothian dollars, which is roughly 1906.66 US dollars. You may not be getting the real things. Good luck, and may you have many long years together. Justin Campbell -- __ (oO) Cthulhu For President, why vote for the lesser of two evils? /||\ http://www.cthulhu.org/jmc/