Article 10509 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: "Keith A. Glass" <salgak@spamblocker.huskynet.com>
Newsgroups: dc.general,alt.horror.cthulhu,alt.sex.cthulhu
Subject: Re: JESUS IS LORD
Date: Sat, 18 Jan 1997 12:11:22 -0500


maclog wrote:
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Idiot off-topic spammer posts a proselytization on dc.general and look
what he invoked as a result. . . . . .

Great Cthuhlu is Lord.  Great Cthuhlu wants to come into your life . . .
and devour it.  Only He can be get true satisfaction from sucking the
life from your worthless, pitiful body  The Necronomicon says that
"Great Cthuhlu so loathed this world (all of us) He ate all her Sons
(Us) that whoever believes in Him should not survive but have
everlasting death and pain."  To believe in Great Cthuhlu is to believe
that He is the Lord of the Universes and to give yourself to Him
completely.  Preferably with ketchup and a side of fries. Read the
Necronmicon and pray daily that he doesn't wake.  This is the only way
to survive his evil.  Remember there is no Heaven to gain and the REAL
HELL is here.  YOU WILL LIVE IN AGONY SOMEWHERE.  May the Hate of our
Lord Great Cthulhu, The Loathing of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the
Fellowship of the Mi-Go be with you.

<yes, Friends, another sarcastic post, captioned for the humor-impaired.
These posts have been made possible by a grant from General Polemics,
the Bavarian Illuminati, and the Fnord Foundation. . . >

-- 
* Keith A. Glass,  Annandale, Virginia, USA, Filker/punster at large *