Article 10439 of alt.sex.cthulhu:
From: pomponio <pomponio@olivia.vt.com>
Newsgroups: alt.sex.cthulhu,alt.horror.cthulhu
Subject: Wife from Leng
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 16:03:19 -0600

Having been a hopeless bachelor all these years, I finally decided I
needed some companionship and put down the $19.95 for a mail-order bride
from a place called "The Plateau of Leng"...now, I have no idea where
Leng is but I suppose it is somewhere in Asia...I have known a number of
ex-vietnam and navy types who have come back with an asian wife and they
all swore by them...they praised them for their cleanliness, obedience,
and willingness in bed, you know...so imagine my trepidation when UPS
showed up with thirteen LARGE crates all addressed to Muff-Muff (I had
been told that was her name), followed by a letter from her telling me
she was arriving soon and for me NOT, under ANY circumstance, to open
those crates...I figured that it had to do something with their marriage
customs...maybe the girl gets to keep all her stuff with her, I dont
know...I could not resist my curiosity, however, and did pry one crate
open...it held a lead box with no apparent means of opening...it
appeared to be a single, solid, cube of lead, but knocking on it
indicated to me that it was hollow...to my further surprise, I felt a
tremor inside it, as if something were moving in there...maybe she sent
her cats along, girls always like to keep cats...I hate cats, but I
guess I will adjust...as you can imagine, I could not fit all these
crates inside the house and I have been keeping them on the
driveway...some funny things have started occuring here at night, noises
and such, plus a number of alarms have gone off in the
neighborhood...and the toddler accross the street is still
missing...frankly, I am beginning to get second thoughts...the agency
did show me a picture of Muff Muff but it is a portrait and only shows
her face, I am intrigued as to how her body looks, you know...but with
all these weird things occurring I am no longer sure I want to carry
this through...the place where I contracted for her is now boarded up
and deserted...has anyone else had an experience with a wife from Leng? 
Has anyone ever been there?  Will she bring over all her relatives? 
Will I have problems naturalizing her?  Are there any customs I must be
on the look out for?  Is the food in Leng too spicy?  Maybe if she turns
out to be a good housekeeper/wife/cook everything will be worth it...I
realize that some of you feminist types are probably offended by my
characterization of her role in the above terms but the agency
emphatically assured me that the females from Leng thrived in those
roles...i think that for 19.95 (shipping and handling included) she
could turn out to be a real bargain...